panicfucker:

spencer smith: makes me a grilled cheese sandwich toasted perfectly. cuts my crusts off for me & slices it diagonally without me having 2 ask. served on a warm plate while handing me a puppy and giving me a neck rub.

brendon urie: jerks off onto a slice of damp bread & hides it somewhere in my room. spits in my face and fukign decks my mom right in front of me

(via invalidgay)