We all know Dan’s a screamer, and there’s no denying that, but Phil has almost each noise he’s makes in bed and out catalogued and filed neatly in his head, reserved for when he needs them. His favourites:
- When they’re making out slow and lazy on the sofa and Dan will hum and mmh against Phil’s lips and giggle at whatever the television’s spouting in the background without breaking away.
- When Phil’s got his teeth and tongue on Dan’s neck and Dan keens and hahs and pants, fingernails digging crescent moons into Phil’s shoulder blades like he’s the only thing keeping him from flying apart.
- When Phil’s got Dan in his mouth and Dan’s fingers are tangled tight in Phil’s hair, and Phil’s grinding against the mattress but not letting Dan’s hips go, and Dan clutches Phil’s fringe and bucks up into his mouth and screams “Fuck!” and gasps in a lungful of air as he comes.
- When Phil plays with Dan’s hair, fingers running lazily over and over through his fringe and pushing his undercut deliciously up the wrong way, and Dan closes his eyes and makes stupidly erotic little noises, tiny half-moans in the back of his throat.
Dan’s loud in bed and out of it, and Phil won’t ever let him forget it.















